- The school records classify me as a freshman--highly offensive
- The professors take it off your grade if you don't go to class--power hungry
- People smoke on campus--idots, it's 2010 who still smokes?
- They are making me use MLA citation style--I am very partial to Chicago
- I now leave my house an hour before class starts--used to take 7 minutes
- There are more books in my house than in the university library--I miss Harold
- I have to read about 32 books this semester--the thought makes me a little brain dead
Weber State is a whole new adventure...but it is no BYU